The Gift Shopping Blues

When it comes to great gift ideas, I have about asyours -- much less given it any serious thought. They're
much imagination as a hamster. (If they werenever at a loss for great gift ideas and they can
imaginative, hamsters wouldn't run endlessly in thoseproduce the perfect greeting card at a moment's
little wheels). It's odd, really. I'm what you'd call anotice. You won't catch them dashing out to the
"natural" when it comes to shopping. I LOVE to shop.Quickie Mart for wrapping paper or ribbon; and they
Give me an entire day at Filene's Basement and I'm inhave an uncanny knack for finding gifts that are clever,
Heaven.original, and appropriate for any and every occasion.
For the uninitiated, Filene's Basement is one of theMost distressing of all, their gifts are always
most famous bargain basements in the United States.heartwarmingly thoughtful!
Lurking beneath Filene's Department store inI pondered my situation for a long time (years), and
Downtown Boston, "The Basement" is a place wherefinally I knew what I had to do. My mission was to
merchandise is continually marked down andtransform myself into the sort of magician who could
competition for the best buys is fierce. There's even aproduce great gift ideas and fabulous gifts at the drop
day each Spring when wedding dresses sell soof a hat.
cheaply that scuffles break out in the aisles.It's been a long and painful journey, but I'm happy to
I prefer my shopping nonviolent. But still, the prospectreport a measure of success. Finally, I can look a
of a great big store full of unexplored "stuff" is moregift-giving occasion straight in the eye and say, "Hah!!
exciting to me than a giant Easter Egg hunt is to theYou're not so tough!"
average five year old. I know I'm going to find EasterMy two most formidable weapons are my "gift closet"
Eggs (i.e., "hidden treasures"). I just have to uncoverand my "little black book". The gift closet is stocked
their secret little hiding places. That's part of the fun!with a variety of gift boxes, gift bags, wrapping paper,
I have one small problem, though...tissue paper, and colorful ribbons and bows. There are
Shopping is only fun if I'm not looking for anything inplenty of little gift cards, as well as greeting cards
particular. As soon as there's a "list" involved, it startsranging from Holiday themes to Sympathy to New
to feel like work! Add in the idea that I'm looking forBaby. Additionally, I've amassed quite an assortment of
some very special (yet unspecified) item for someonegifts-for-any-occasion. Some are purchased with
else, and the pressure's really on. If someone says topeople in mind and others because I know they'd be
me, "You must go forth and find something for lessperfect for something.
than $100 that will make your mother-in-law ecstaticallyThe "little black book" is just what it sounds like, only it's
happy", it stops me cold. I become as helpless as anot filled with phone numbers. Instead I jot down brief
man (Sorry guys!).notes based on what I learn about people. If someone
Gift Shopping. Arrrghh!mentions a hobby or collection, it goes in the black
"What", I ask myself, "is my Mother-in-Law's version ofbook. If they hint at something they're just dying to
an Easter Egg ?" Where are all those clever gift ideashave, it goes in the book. If I notice a fondness for a
when I need them? Where are they ever?certain type of jewelry or style of dress, I'll make a
Panic sets in. Procrastination comes next. Pretty soonnote of it. Sometimes I even ask leading questions,
I've buried the whole thing in my subconscious, hoping itwaiting for a moment when the future "giftee" is
will "just go away". It doesn't, of course. Like schooldistracted, and therefore unsuspecting. I might even ply
exams and work deadlines, gift-giving occasions keepthe giftee's friends for information, admitting only that
on coming -- inevitably and way too often. And those"I'm curious". All of this has turned me into a bit of a
great gift ideas remain as elusive as ever.detective -- a secret agent, if you will. And it's actually
So what's a person to do?kind of fun.
My answer was always to get a big pot of coffeeIn fact, I think I've found a whole new kind of Easter
and pull an all-nighter.Egg hunt. The hidden treasures are now the little pearls
Umm, I mean, I'd wait until the last minute and then shopof wisdom I pick up by spying on the experts, and the
until the stores closed. Sure, I'd manage to come uptidbits I gather on "giftees" during my covert operations.
with a few decent gift ideas and some passable gifts.Once I've gathered enough "eggs", I'm armed and
But it's no way to live. And I always knew I could haveready. I know exactly where to go and what to do.
done better.So now, when everyone else around me is in a panic
I knew things had to change. I knew I had to uncoverover gift ideas for the coming holiday season -- or for
the secrets possessed by the expert gift-givers...tomorrow's office party-- I'm one of the smug ones. It's
You know the type. They're the people who smuglya wonderful feeling. And it sure beats running in that
announce that they've been done with their Holidaylittle wheel.
shopping for weeks, when you haven't even started