When I Come Back I Want to Be a Dog

Whoever coined the phrase, "It's a Dog's Life" wasn'tof the most notable signs that we regard our dogs as
familiar with 21st century dogs. Time was when themembers of our family is the fact that we buy them
average canine slept outside, ate whatever scraps ofgifts. A dog gift for the holidays, a dog gift for a special
food were tossed his way, and if he was lucky, wasoccasion, or a dog gift to show our appreciation for
thrown the occasional bone. He was even expectedhow much our dogs appreciate us. Any reason will do.
to earn his keep!Heck, we even wrap our dog gifts!
Times have changed. As the world has grown moreHere are some very interesting statistics regarding
affluent, so have our pets. We're obsessed withgifts for pets:
keeping our canine companions happy, healthy, and* More than half of U.S. households have pets, and
properly accessorized. So much so that many of usmany of them are including their "best friends" in
worry about our own welfare less than that of ourholiday plans.
dog. This didn't happen overnight-- the trend started* According to a survey conducted by the Pet
decades ago.Supplies "Plus" chain, 97% of its customers will buy
Take, for example, my grandmother Rose. During thegifts for their animals this Yuletide season.
60's and 70's, Rose and Henry discovered cruise* 28% of owners will spend more on their pets than on
vacations. On every cruise, whenever they pulled intotheir spouses when buying gifts.
port to "shop", Rosie made it her mission to find stray* 47% will spend more on their pets than on relatives
dogs and feed them. She'd head straight for theother than their spouse.
butcher, buy a few pounds of fresh meat, and comb* 54% will spend more on their pets than on their
the islands for the hungry and homeless. She wouldin-laws.
exclaim, "It's a crime the way these animals live!"-- in* 83% will wrap their pets' gifts.
spite of the fact that the people of those islands were* 68% claim that their pets will unwrap presents
desperately poor!themselves with their paws.
Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not passing judgment on* 71% will buy something practical for them.
Grandma, or anyone else. I spoil my pets as much asBuying gifts for our pets is only the half it. If someone
the next guy or gal, and take immense pleasure in it.we know is a pet lover, we often show our support
Truth be told, I'd rather hang out with my dog than withby giving the person a pet-related gift. And, since the
a whole lot of people I know. We share a special bond,saying goes, "love me, love my dog", there's often
my best friend and I. Hey, admit it... lots of you feel thepressure to throw in a little dog gift for Spike too. For a
same way!casual dog-loving aquaintance, our dog lover gift might
The fact is, man has always had a close relationshipbe a simple coffee mug with a picture of their favorite
with animals, and has enjoyed having pets around fordog breed. A set of plush doggie-themed golf club
companionship. Having a pet can bring great pleasurecovers could make an amusing gift for a colleague.
into our lives, and is believed to have a therapeuticMaybe Aunt Janine has a collection of dog figurines
effect on the owner. For empty nesters and thosewe can add to. Or, at the other end of the spectrum,
who've delayed or opted out of having kids, petsone could splurge on a diamond-studded doggie
almost take the place of children. We bond with ourthemed bracelet for the wife (although I wouldn't
pets especially because they don't judge us. Dogs inrecommend this as an anniversary gift. Unless you're
particular offer the kind of unconditional love we allverrry sure.) and a new house for Spike.
crave. They're always thrilled to have us around!The good news is, there's no shortage of goods and
So, how do we spoil our pets?services to inspire even the most rabid of dog lovers
Probably in much the same way that we spoil ourand dog gift shoppers. And dog lover gift shoppers.
children! Aside from all of the care attention lavishedWhether the names on your gift list are human or
on America's pets, a tremendous amount of money iscanine, you'll never run out of things to buy and places
spent providing goods and services that were onceto shop. If you're one of those gifted gift givers who's
deemed a luxury-- but are now considered essential.never at a loss for what to get and where to find it I
Today's dog sees the vet for regular checkups. Sheenvy you. If you're more like the rest of us, and you
eats premium dog food and munches on gourmetneed a little help, you'll find plenty of ideas online
doggie treats, is enrolled in obedience classes, and runs(Ahem!). You can also look for future articles in this
agility courses. She has her own collections of toys,series, in which I'll hone in on various ways you can
clothing, and possibly even dog jewelry and caninepamper and reward the dogs and dog lovers in your
cologne. She sleeps indoors on a luxury orthopedic bedlife.
and takes shelter outdoors in her cedar dog house.So go ahead, spoil your furry friends. Celebrate your
She wears a safety harness when riding in the familylove for your dog, and your sister in law's love for her
car, a reflective vest on hunting trips, and rain gear indog. Shower them with goodies and gifts. It's a dog's
foul weather. She can even dodge UV rays with alife. And if I get to come back for another round, I want
pair of doggie sunglasses. Her responsibilities are few.it to be as one of those lucky dogs!!
I could go on (don't worry, at some point I will!). But one